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Sept 2-3 2013 junking, werewolves, the right to bear pretzels
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Dan Goodman
2013-09-04 21:36:22 UTC
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Monday September 2, 2013 Labor Day

I've been looking through the stuff thrown out by U of M students moving
out. Today, got into conversation with a woman from outside the
neighborhood. The stuff she didn't want to keep, she would donate for
her church's sale.

I asked what church that was.

"Holy Cable."

Not a very traditional name for a church, I observed.

"It's not a very traditional church."

***The lone contrivance in my first book, “Faces of the Gone,” was that I
had the protagonist dating the city editor, a hot brunette — and any
journalist could tell you there has never been a hot city editor, male or
female, in newspaper history.
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/31/my-filthy-secret/?
ref=opinion&_r=0

Tuesday September 2, 2013 Idea: Rural American werewolves known to
their neighbors, and more or less getting along with them. If they
didn't attack humans or domestic animals, people wouldn't be too
concerned about them hunting game.

They wouldn't be entirely respectable, of course.

***The Minnesota Daily (U of M student paper) is being published again.
I wish it was actually published daily, all year around. I consider it a
better paper than the Star Tribune and the Pioneer Press; and it's a good
source of news about the area where I now live.

***Shopped at the Wedge Coop.

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An Ohio judge has ruled that a pretzel is not a dangerous weapon. IA1910
[When pretzels are outlawed, only outlaws will have pretzels.]

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Moe DeLoughan
2013-09-05 14:04:09 UTC
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Post by Dan Goodman
Tuesday September 2, 2013 Idea: Rural American werewolves known to
their neighbors, and more or less getting along with them. If they
didn't attack humans or domestic animals, people wouldn't be too
concerned about them hunting game.
They wouldn't be entirely respectable, of course.
There's a full moon in the pasture tonight
Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white
The average guy finds so much beauty in its light
But I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Now I'm stuck

It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand
I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand
That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo

By day, I work the fields here on my daddy's farm
By night, I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn
Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo

The mornings after always make my family wince
I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense
Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow

I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse
Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse
Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers
She was pretty, wore a real nice dress
Shoot, I was impressed!

She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay
But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged
So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
And a pretty little heifer she is, too

These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail
So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale
Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow

Somebody, somebody call a vet
Yeah, I think I'm gettin' a touch of milk fever
I'm a werecow!

"Werecow" by Flippy T. Fishead & The Mighty Ground Beeves


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